per Floß durch Madagaskar
D-ROLF´s Witzesammlung, jeder kann mitmachen und die Sammlung erweitern. Einfach eintragen!
Max humpelt zum Arzt und jammert: "Mein Hund hat mich gebissen!" Fragt der Arzt: "Haben sie etwas draufgetan?" - "Nein, Es hat ihm aus so geschmeckt!"
Der Pfarrer geht spazieren. Auf einmal merkt er das er im Moor ist und versinkt. Kommen 2 Feuerwehrleute vorbei:"Oh Gott Herr Pfarrer warten sie wir helfen ihnen!" Darauf der Pfarrer:"Nein laßt nur der Liebe Gott wird mir schon helfen!" Daraufhin gehen die beiden Feuerwehrleute weiter. Später kommen sie erneut an der Stelle vorbei und der Pfarrer ist bereits bis zum Bauch versackt."Wir helfen ihnen raus!" Der Pfarrer:"Nein der Liebe Gott wird mir schon helfen!" Die Feuerwehrleute gehen weiter...Kurze Zeit später gehen die Feuerwehrleute wieder vorbei und der Pfarrer ist schon bis zum Kopf versackt."Herr Pfarrer wir helfen ihnen jetzt raus!" Der Pfarrer wieder :"Nein der Liebe Gott Hilft mir!"
Als der Pfarrer vor der Pforte des Lieben Gotts steht, schreit er Gott an :"Da betet man sein Leben lang zu dir und lebt immer nach den Regeln der Kirche und dann läßt du mich einfach im Moor versinken!"
Daraufhin Gott:"Na was soll ich denn noch machen, mehr als 3 mal die Feuerwehr vorbeischicken kann ich auch nicht!"
Habe Videosatire über Sex auf Madagaskar -kein Witz!
http://www.planet.vaovaoweb.de/2008/03/15/madagaskar/sex-in-madagascar/
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Die Chinesen kommen!
Seit in China bekannt ist, das wir im Trabi zu den Olympischen Spielen fahren, versuchen sie mit allen Mitteln auf unseren Seiten zu werben.
Natürlich bleibt alles im Filter hängen!
Diese beiden haben wir gelassen. Jeder ist nützlich, sei es nur als schlechtes Beispiel
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Frauen feilen ständig an ihren Männern herum. Und wenn dann nichts mehr von ihnen übrig ist, suchen sie sich einen Neuen....
A old lady sitting on a park bench in a Florida retirement community when a man sat down of her bench.
After moments, she asked, "Are you new here?"
"I lived here years ago," he replied. "
So where have you been since?" asked the woman.
"Prison," the man replied.
"Oh! Why were you in prison?"
He replied, "I killed my wife."
"Oh!" said the woman. "So you're single..."
Las Vegas
George and Harriet were celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary in Las Vegas.
In the casino, Harriet watched as a sweet young woman in a short skirt suddenly became very friendly with George, but he just brushed her off.
Harriet objected. "George, that young woman was so nice to you and you were so rude to her!"
"Harriet, she's a prostitute," explained George.
"What? No. I don't believe you. That sweet young thing?"
"Want me to prove it?" asked George.
They went to their room, George phoned the front desk and said, "Would you send Bambi to room 1217?" "Now," he told Harriet, "you hide in the bathroom and listen."
Soon, there was a knock at the door and, sure enough, in walked Bambi.
George asked, "How much?"
"$500 for the basics, plus $250 for 'special services'," said Bambi.
Even George was taken aback. "$500?! I was thinking more like $200."
Bambi laughed derisively, "Yeah. Right. You can't get laid for two hundred bucks any more!"
"Well then, I guess we can't do business," said George. "Goodbye."
After Bambi left, Harriet came out of the bathroom and said, "I can't believe it!"
"Forget it," said George. "Let's have a drink and then eat dinner."
Later, as they sipped their cocktails, Bambi came over to George, pointed slyly at Harriet, and said, "See what you get for your lousy two hundred bucks?!"
10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
9. You own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you
can?t afford shoes.
8. You have more wives than teeth.
7. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can?t think of anyone you HAVEN?T declared Jihad against.
5. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your
robe.
4. You?ve never been asked, ?Does this burka make my ass look fat??
3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting
off roadside bombs.
2. You?ve never uttered the phrase, ?I love what you?ve done with your
cave.?
1. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon unclean
How You can discover Al Khaida Members ?
This comes from America,
I m not sure,
is this black humor ?
or simply tasteless ?
If our intnl. friends answer so,
we erase this
D R
It show from which viewpoint many American look to other people
-they bring worldwide culture -like-
coke + fast food
Oettinger,
schon das bier ist Scheisse!
Das bekommst Du jetzt hier als T-Shirt , Aufkleber usw.
Versteht ihr Sachsen den überhaupt?
