Rallye Paris-Dakar 1993/94
D-ROLF´s Witzesammlung, jeder kann mitmachen und die Sammlung erweitern. Einfach eintragen!
I.T. Ladys Help Desk Log
1. Helpdesk: "What kind of computer do you have?"
Female customer: "A white one... "
2. "Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out."
Helpdesk: "Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck."
Helpdesk: "That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note."
Customer: "No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry."
3. Helpdesk: "Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen."
Customer: "Your left or my left?"
4. "Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it..."
Unterhalten sich zwei Mantafahrer: Ich hab mir einen Duden gekauft. -Hast Du ihn schon eingebaut?
?Ich find die A-Klasse richtig umwerfend.?
?Wie würde Microsoft das Problem der A-Klasse lösen? Sie erklären kippende Autos einfach zum Standard!?
Vorbildlich
11Chuck Norris versteht es, sich beliebt zu machen: Wird er eingeladen, schenkt er Ehemännern von Vegetarierinnen zur Hochzeit prinzipiell seine Auswahl fleischfressender Pflanzen.
http://www.forwardon.com/view.php?e=Id11f5ba03a7fc135c&type=featured&time=all&subcat=Cars
Zum Muttertag- Preis für beste AutofahrerInnen
http://www.einfach-uebel.com/uebel-tv/
WOMEN WHO KNOW THEIR PLACE (AND THEIR HUSBAND'S)
Barbara Walters, of Television's 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan several years before the Afghan conflict.
She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.
She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands.
From Ms. Walters' vantage point, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women walk even further back behind their husbands, and seem appear happy to maintain the old custom.
Ms . Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, 'Why do you continue with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?'
The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, 'Land Mines.'
The moral of the story is (no matter what language you speak and where you go): BEHIND EVERY MAN, THERE'S A SMART WOMAN.
Submitted by Daina
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' - That's Direct Marketing
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: 'He's very rich. 'Marry him.' - That's Advertising
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: 'Hi, I'm very rich. 'Marry me.' - That's Telemarketing
4. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride and then say: 'By the way, I'm rich. Will you 'Marry Me?' - That's Public Relations
5. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: 'You are very rich! Will you marry me?' - That's Brand Recognition
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That's Customer Feedback
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' And she introduces you to her husband. - That's demand and supply gap
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: 'I'm rich. Will you marry me?' and she goes with him. - That's competition eating into your market share
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: 'I'm rich, Marry me!' and your wife arrives. - That's restriction from entering new markets
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXbQ4cnfOCA&feature=related
funny or not?
This is an other culture!
In Deutland lassen Kinds mit Kampfhund spielen or Cats qualen-
I dont like both
Wir halten das für Horror!
Bitte!!! nicht mehr solche Einträge!
Idioten gibt es weltweit....und schon seit "dem alten Rom"
Jeder ist nützlich, sei es nur als schlimmes Beispiel.
D R
"Schatzi, liebst Du mich eigentlich noch?"
"Mußt Du mir immer solche Fangfragen stellen?!"
Als ich damals das Telefon erfunden habe, wollte ich beim Patentamt anrufen, da ging keiner ran!
Oder als ich das Auto erfunden habe, hingefahren, kein Parkplatz frei...
