Begeisterung in Äthiopiens Savanne
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WOMEN WHO KNOW THEIR PLACE (AND THEIR HUSBAND'S)
Barbara Walters, of Television's 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan several years before the Afghan conflict.
She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.
She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands.
From Ms. Walters' vantage point, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women walk even further back behind their husbands, and seem appear happy to maintain the old custom.
Ms . Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, 'Why do you continue with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?'
The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, 'Land Mines.'
The moral of the story is (no matter what language you speak and where you go): BEHIND EVERY MAN, THERE'S A SMART WOMAN.
Submitted by Daina
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' - That's Direct Marketing
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: 'He's very rich. 'Marry him.' - That's Advertising
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: 'Hi, I'm very rich. 'Marry me.' - That's Telemarketing
4. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride and then say: 'By the way, I'm rich. Will you 'Marry Me?' - That's Public Relations
5. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: 'You are very rich! Will you marry me?' - That's Brand Recognition
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That's Customer Feedback
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' And she introduces you to her husband. - That's demand and supply gap
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: 'I'm rich. Will you marry me?' and she goes with him. - That's competition eating into your market share
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: 'I'm rich, Marry me!' and your wife arrives. - That's restriction from entering new markets
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXbQ4cnfOCA&feature=related
funny or not?
This is an other culture!
In Deutland lassen Kinds mit Kampfhund spielen or Cats qualen-
I dont like both
Wir halten das für Horror!
Bitte!!! nicht mehr solche Einträge!
Idioten gibt es weltweit....und schon seit "dem alten Rom"
Jeder ist nützlich, sei es nur als schlimmes Beispiel.
D R
"Schatzi, liebst Du mich eigentlich noch?"
"Mußt Du mir immer solche Fangfragen stellen?!"
Als ich damals das Telefon erfunden habe, wollte ich beim Patentamt anrufen, da ging keiner ran!
Oder als ich das Auto erfunden habe, hingefahren, kein Parkplatz frei...
Funnys Pics -look
Diese Bilder muss man nicht erklären- Hier machen Leute von Malaysia cleveres Marketing
http://funreadingemails.blogspot.com/2006/12/bizzare-accidents-explain-this.html
Überhaupt nicht witzig, aber clever www.SEIK.de
Used Carparts for You -with german guarantee
Wir stehen auf intelligente (oder besonders doofe) Werbung
D R
Vegetarier sind Leute, die ihre Wurst beim Gärtner kaufen.
Reinlichkeit und Recht auf Freiheit, sind dem Deutschen unbekannt.
falsch!
Einigkeit und Recht auf Faulheit! (oder Freizeit oder Freibier)
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." - Woody Allen
<< "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." - Rodney Dangerfield
<< "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." - Lynn Lavner
<< "Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant." - George Burns
<< "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship." - Sharon Stone
<< "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." - Robin Williams
Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem progressiven und einem konservativen katholischen Pfarrer:
Der progressive hat 'ne Freundin und der konservative?
Der treibt's wie früher mit seinen Ministranten...
Eins Seite, die Den D-ROLF-Fans gefallen wird
http://www.einfach-uebel.com/2004/08/16/so-macht-man-eine-webseite-bekannt/
terrell+owens, T.O. ,TO-,
übrigens, das ist der am Meisten gesuchte USA-Link. In Deutschland sind es Wikipedia, Aldi, Tokio Hotel u. Heidi Klum,
